Woman cringes at Prince Harry’s audio clip about applying cream ‘down there’

A woman shared an audio excerpt from Prince Harry's memoir, leaving viewers saying "todger and mum in the same sentence is wild".

TikToker Bridge purchased the audiobook of the Duke of Sussex's bombshell memoir, Spare, and was distracted by the paragraphs, which explained his attempt to relieve frostbite of the penis.

Narrated by Prince Harry himself, he said: "My penis was oscillating between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatised. The last place I wanted to be was Frostnipistan.

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"I've been trying some home remedies including one recommended by a friend.

"She’d urged me to apply Elizabeth Arden cream – 'My mum used that on her lips. You want me to put that on my todger?'

"'It works, Harry. Trust me.'

"I found the tube, and the minute I opened it the smell transported me through time.

"I felt as if my mother was right there in the room. Then I took a smidge and applied it … down there."

Bridge paused her work and almost choked while drinking water.

She frowned and looked disgusted before she cut the audio.

"Harry, why was this necessary?" the caption read.

Viewers felt the same as Bridge and they found the paragraphs "most awkward".

One commented: "Touching your doodle while thinking of your mum and using the same brand of cream she uses on her lip is a new brand of mummy issue!"

A second noted: "The voice when he said 'down there'."

"What is going on anymore?" a third expressed his frustration and a fourth added: "What in the 50 shades of Harry is this?"

In Harry's book, he said he learned his lesson and found a way to prevent him getting a "frostbitten penis" again.

"One very close mate hired a seamstress to make me a bespoke c**k cushion," he wrote, via a ghostwriter.

"Square, supportive, it was sewn from pieces of the softest fleece and . . . enough said.


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